They're Gonna Put Me In The Movies - 13 December 2008
I'm not quite sure what that means but if it means more bellyrubs and neck scratches than I'm all for it. All I have to do is act naturally and I'm gonna be a big star.

Some suit from Oriole Productions said I had the makings of the greatest live action dog since the glory days of Rin Tin Tin and Lassie. He took some film and had the publicity department run up a few shots with my dialogue included.

I put that "Put me in the movies" tag line in there for a friend who was a great fan of Buck Owens and her handsome basset.

For a young guy I sure know a lot, don't I? But then I am told bassets are no dummies. They only seem that way in order to get their slaves to do what they want the slaves to do.

It's good to be the star puppy.

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