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The other day while my slave was taking me for a walk a car pulled over and another slave came running towards me shouting,"He's the ONE! He's the ONE!
Soon I was whisked away for a power lunch and plied with promises of unlimited beds, kibble, treats, bellyrubs and co-starring parts for my sisters.
It seems I was the perfect face for a new blockbuster Action-Sci Fi-Comedy-Drama set for release next Christmas called The Flying Hulking Basset.
Look for me in the theaters and at the Oscars.